FFXIV RP Blog for Roronzo Sesenzo. MRPer on Mateus. I love Scholars for gameplay and lore; I also love the city of Nym and La Noscea. Follow backs will be from breakingbridges. Other alts in links on blog page.
Maybe we should close off Azys Lla too many fucking things keep getting the fuck out of that place. A Heavens’ Ward clone, Pandaemonium, an ancient orb Summoner, fucking Fandaniel.
PLD: Man fuck this Roegadyn, biggest asshole in all of Ul'dah. WAR: Man fuck this unyielding rage, I got a partner to protect. DRK: Man fuck Ishgard, biggest assholes in all of Coerthas. GNB: Man fuck the Garleans, especially that Sephiroth wannabe…biggest asshole in all of Garlemald now that Asahi is dead. MNK: Man fuck Gridania, biggest assholes in all of the Shroud. DRG: Man fuck Ishgard, biggest assholes in all of Dravania NIN: Man I’d fuck this Crow guy, but he’s a loveable asshole. SAM: Man fuck the Sekiseigumi, biggest assholes in all of Kugane. RPR: Man Emet-Selch really just trolled this guy leading to generational trauma. Biggest asshole in Elpis. WHM: Man FUCK the Padjal, biggest assholes literally anywhere. SCH: Lets help this guy fuck this tonberry. AST: Man fuck Sharlayan and Ishgard, biggest assholes ever. SGE: No, seriously, FUCK. SHARLAYAN. BRD: No, serously, FUCK. GRIDANIA. MCH: No, seriously, FUCK. ISHGARD. DNC: Man, fuck cringe, embrace it, expel it and look cute doing it. BLM: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU’RE COOL! AND FUCK YOU I’M OUT! SMN: Man fuck Allag, ruining everything for everyone. RDM: Would you care to fuck this catman? BLU: FUCK THIS IM OU–*BOOM*
I’ve just begun the Heavensward goldsmith quests and its pretty funny to imagine doing them actually at the same time in the story. Running around Ul’dah to work on a commission while you are wanted for regicide. The WoL puts on a fake mustache “oh no you must be mistaken I am but a simple artisan the Larrior of Wight”
